Ham: Hey, you want a s’more?

Smalls: Some more of what?

Ham: No, do you want a s’more?

Smalls: I haven’t had anything yet… so how can I have some more of nothing?

Ham: You’re killing me, Smalls! These are s’mores stuff. Now pay attention. First you take the graham. You stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallow’s flaming, you stick it on the chocolate. Then you cover it with the other end. Then, you stuff. Kind of messy, but good!

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