What is air?
Is the toaster not enough for you? Well, now you can mark your game day hot dogs with your favorite team’s logo, too!
I was waiting for the bus in the hot-as-hell sun today, and all I could think was “I wish I were in the beautiful A/C at the Trop.”
I’m a native Floridian who cannot stand any temperature above 73, okay? And don’t even get me started on the nasty humidity.
Raul hit that one for Taylor.
GRAND SLAM! BASEBALL IS SO BEAUTIFUL!
The Marlins should manufacture their robotic-rainbow-ejaculating-home run-celebration-extravaganza thing as an alarm clock. People might abuse it after one use, though.
I think David Price gets interviewed about his dog more than baseball.